Charles. Just Charles.

Yo peeps!!
Wow... Haven't done this in a while!:)
It's Court BTW:) We have weird posts;) How is you guys?? School is flipping crazy, and good news Julie!! I'm running for office!:) I hope I make it:) Anyways, let the randomness begin!!!

Noah and the Unicorns:

Once upon a time... There lived a Unicorn. His name was Charles. Charles had a pet bunny who often gave him advice on how to get girls and how to make the best food. One day, Charles was making his famous snake-and-elephant soup when a beautiful human walked by. Her name was Courtney (hehe)- The hottest and most awesomest girl ever. He immediately fell in love with her and let his soup burn! He invited her in and offered her some soup. She accepted saying that she was actually really hungry and could use some soup, but she had never tried snake-and-elephant soup. He assured her it was delicious and was widely famous in the forest. Too late, did he realize it was burnt! He dished it up for her and secretly did some kowabungaloo magic to make it unburnt. Little did he know, that Kowabungaloo magic had love potion induced into it!! He served it to her and as she took a sip, she said "Wow Charles, this is really good! You should come cook for me forever!" After that, her boyfriend James (hehehe) came in and instead of falling in love with the unicorn, she fell even more in love with James and punching poor Charles in the face. Poor Charles went to the other unicorns and made them miss Noah's boat. Thus, the unicorns went extinct, and Courtney and James ended up getting married and going into Poligomy. Courtney married 5 other boys (Niall, Liam, Harry, Zayn, and Louis) and James married a turtle and a sloth. They lived happily ever after and Charles didn't have to suffer from his rejection anymore.

THE END

Sorry for the short story, it was going to be longer, but I didn't have time:/ I'll see y'all next week!! :)

OK, Fans...

Ok, fellow Ricki fans...

What about their new style? Yes - no - maybe??

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Our Happily (Not So) Ever "L"afters (Laughters)

Katelyn and I started our Happily Ever L"afters" quite some time ago, and despite that she may want to rewrite the ones I will write, I will write them anyway. Enjoy your destiny in the eyes of Julie.

Eden Godfrey put the spunk in "spunky"...the "awe" in awesome...and the "ilifi" in Floccinaucinihilipilification. She married at age 47, had 12 kids in four years (don't ask me how that worked out)...and she named all of them...Skidmore. She was married to...um...Tyler Craig. That works.
Eden was obsessed with karate-chopping OREOS into smitherines; picking fights with potatoes; and trying to figure out what in the world the word Floccinaucinihilipilification means.
She died at age 105. She was having an automatic-scooter race with Julie and Courtney and died when Julie beat her across the finish line and won the sugar-free Starburstz (is there such thing?)
Her body is currently being studied by scientists and doctors world-wide, who are trying to figure out her brain-circuits.


Eliza Bingham was the PARTY AMPHIBIAN...not party animal, just a party amphibian. She studied radiology at the International University for Psychologically Interesting Guitar Players. I don't think the IUPIGP exists, but oh well. She started the "Care More for Your Car" foundation, which fights against car abuse. She married two years out of high school to...Dallin Barker. Wahahahahahahahahahahaha. They had two kids - Help and Me. (Trust me, it's confusing. Like "Help, go Help Me take out the garbage cans." "No, don't help me, your mother,...go help ME!") They ended up changing their names to Lopez and Linguini. She became the grandmother of over 100 grandkids (don't ask me how...just read.) She died while rearranging dust mites on top of her desk.

Hi!

Eden,
I am so proud of you!!
Well, last night we had a rockin' evening - chick flicks; solved some issues; wrote on the white board; it was snazzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JULIE

HOLA!! this is eden......well i have never done this before. thats just cuz i'm skilled! chawaaa!!!!!
RED ROBIN. . . YUMMMMMMMMMMM

Syracuse...it's mmm mmm good

Hi!
It's Julie - the completely insane and mentally/phsycologically unstable chica from Syracuse!
First of all, I hope everything is going bueno at Legacy.
Tips:
Lexi, if you get tired of those crazy silverwolves who follow you around, try either:
A: Acting like Julie
B: Wearing way too much perfume
C: Acting like Julie

Either A or C should work. Kidding. I am glad ya'll are doin' just fine.

Well, Syracuse is completely insane. Today I had a psycological breakdown. I am weird.

I love you all.