Hello, My Macadamia Nuts

Hello my sweet and sour peanuts drizzled with chocolate and stuffed in a banana peel. This is Julie (who no matter what Thad says is still the awesomer.) And...
Hello my amazing wafer covered in chocolate and caramel and stuffed in a very appealing gold colored wrapper! (AKA: TWIX) :) Well, I don't care what Thad says, and I don't care what you say, but I'm obviously the awesomer!
But I am the awesomesteresteresterester. And I'm Captain Awesome (it's official, Thad, so eat the banana peel with chocolate and peanuts (sweet, sour, gone.))
Okay... this is a problem.... You seem to think that you are awesomer than I am, BUT! I am the Awesomestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestester! :) SO EAT IT!!!!
Yes...I will totally endulge myself on the deliciousness of my awesomeness. For everyone is awesome. And, just so you know....
We're coming to the same conclusion I came to with Thad (which he still denies): Bucky Lu, the Awesome Who, Herdt is the awesomesteresteresteresterestestestesterest....DUH DE JOUR as Thad says.
Well.... you just think that you are awesomer than I am, BUT!!!! You can type as many Awesomesteresteresterestestestestestestestestestestesters, but I will ALWAYS be ahead of you!!!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :)
We're dropping the subject like a hot bunbunbunbun. bun. bunbun. BUN!!!!!! :) We're drunk on water and I have the hiccups.
This is bad...I sound like a burping frog. In between laughs I hiccup and in-between hiccups and laughs I breathe.
Well, having the hiccups and laughing uncontrollably and breathing at the same time, just PROVES that you are drunk! I am also drunk, just not as much! :)
Just in case any internet cops are reading this....we're drunk on air and water and more water (water war) and homemade pizza...and more waterwaterwaterwater. Water. Waterwata. WATA!!! Wah.....tah....I think the hiccups are done....wait....wait.....waitwaitwaitwait....WATA!! Nope, they're not.
I wonder if you could get drunk by thinking about wata.... hmmm.... Hmmm... HMMmmm... HMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! I wonder.....
Good thing I'm a mind reader so I can help stop her from getting wata-drunk. So, today we've been getting wet, and more wet, and making homemade pizza....and getting wetter....wata.....and playing acrobats and getting calouses. And getting wet.
SO!!! A lot of getting wet today! Julie is now silently mouthing something to herself and hiccuping between breaths....Wow... what a weirdo... :)
HICCUP!!!!!!
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night...dun dun dun....I'll eat your money...hiccup...guaranteed...that you'll find nobody else like Julie.
What? Oh....I wasn't talking, I was singing (with jazz hands!!) HICCUP!
Ok...I'm shivering now while hiccuping while breathing while typing while trying not to blink....hard. Hiccup.

I'll be the one to burn your bunbunbunbunbuns...bun bun bun....I'll dissolve your ketchup in water cause it is fun....guaranteed....that you'll never taste a chocolate muffin like Austin does...dun dun dun.

I'll be the one to crack your nuts at night... dun dun dun... I'll steal all your food in your fridge in the middle of the night cuz food is good, guaranteed, that you won't find anyone just like Courtney!!

And when you're tired and you're stinkin' tired of Oprah....dun bun shun...I'll break your telescope and fire water balloons at your head....GUARANTEED...(or your money back)...that you'll never want to give me water ever again...ever...ever. I HEART OPRAH!!

And when you're about to bite into that chocolate muffin... dun dun bum... I'll be sure to get Austin to steal it out of your hands and eat it in front of your face... GUARANTEED... that you won't see anybody eating a muffin like Austin does!!!!!

THE END!!!

Schedules???

Hey Girls...
I know you guys have your schedules already, I get my tomorrow. Make sure to post your schedules on the blog! We are on blog post 96...so maybe we can get to 100 before school starts!!!!!!!!!
:) JULIE ANN