Ok, fellow Ricki fans...
What about their new style? Yes - no - maybe??
Saturday, March 10, 2012
Friday, January 06, 2012
Our Happily (Not So) Ever "L"afters (Laughters)
Katelyn and I started our Happily Ever L"afters" quite some time ago, and despite that she may want to rewrite the ones I will write, I will write them anyway. Enjoy your destiny in the eyes of Julie.
Eden Godfrey put the spunk in "spunky"...the "awe" in awesome...and the "ilifi" in Floccinaucinihilipilification. She married at age 47, had 12 kids in four years (don't ask me how that worked out)...and she named all of them...Skidmore. She was married to...um...Tyler Craig. That works.
Eden was obsessed with karate-chopping OREOS into smitherines; picking fights with potatoes; and trying to figure out what in the world the word Floccinaucinihilipilification means.
She died at age 105. She was having an automatic-scooter race with Julie and Courtney and died when Julie beat her across the finish line and won the sugar-free Starburstz (is there such thing?)
Her body is currently being studied by scientists and doctors world-wide, who are trying to figure out her brain-circuits.
Eliza Bingham was the PARTY AMPHIBIAN...not party animal, just a party amphibian. She studied radiology at the International University for Psychologically Interesting Guitar Players. I don't think the IUPIGP exists, but oh well. She started the "Care More for Your Car" foundation, which fights against car abuse. She married two years out of high school to...Dallin Barker. Wahahahahahahahahahahaha. They had two kids - Help and Me. (Trust me, it's confusing. Like "Help, go Help Me take out the garbage cans." "No, don't help me, your mother,...go help ME!") They ended up changing their names to Lopez and Linguini. She became the grandmother of over 100 grandkids (don't ask me how...just read.) She died while rearranging dust mites on top of her desk.
Eden Godfrey put the spunk in "spunky"...the "awe" in awesome...and the "ilifi" in Floccinaucinihilipilification. She married at age 47, had 12 kids in four years (don't ask me how that worked out)...and she named all of them...Skidmore. She was married to...um...Tyler Craig. That works.
Eden was obsessed with karate-chopping OREOS into smitherines; picking fights with potatoes; and trying to figure out what in the world the word Floccinaucinihilipilification means.
She died at age 105. She was having an automatic-scooter race with Julie and Courtney and died when Julie beat her across the finish line and won the sugar-free Starburstz (is there such thing?)
Her body is currently being studied by scientists and doctors world-wide, who are trying to figure out her brain-circuits.
Eliza Bingham was the PARTY AMPHIBIAN...not party animal, just a party amphibian. She studied radiology at the International University for Psychologically Interesting Guitar Players. I don't think the IUPIGP exists, but oh well. She started the "Care More for Your Car" foundation, which fights against car abuse. She married two years out of high school to...Dallin Barker. Wahahahahahahahahahahaha. They had two kids - Help and Me. (Trust me, it's confusing. Like "Help, go Help Me take out the garbage cans." "No, don't help me, your mother,...go help ME!") They ended up changing their names to Lopez and Linguini. She became the grandmother of over 100 grandkids (don't ask me how...just read.) She died while rearranging dust mites on top of her desk.
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