Katelyn is old and it is our 100th anniversary

So soon. Happy 100th Blog.
Here's Katelyn's note description on her profile:
Katelyn happens to not be able to see her emails...she guesses what we write, because she is slightly blind. And deaf. And she has a big nose(kidding...she won the academic nose award of the year from Pres. Obama). But she has a great personality and lots of bling bling. She is married to (she's a cougar) Luke Anderson...and has five kids: Barney, Dora, Hannah Montana, Strawberry Shortcake, and Alissa Barker. She enjoys knitting socks, writing poetry about how she loves cats, and doing family history work for Columbus. She was born 1/1/1900. She died at age 111, in the arms of her true love, Corbin Berrong. Amen.
Since Julie said those lies about me I will tell a biography of her.
Julie is legally blind. She has also been insane for the past 60 years of life. Her teeth got so horrible that not even braces could fix one tooth. In her last ten years of life her eyes got stuck cross eyed. She also got stuck in a rocking chair she was so fat. She had to get laser lipo right in her rocking chair. When she was in her earlier years she was the dumbest in her grade every year. She died when she was 160 years old. May she rest in pieces.

Now Courtney's:
Courtney died a peaceful death after 115 years of living. She ate a piece of chocolate and then faded off, murmering: "Gosh bless the USA, Julie the awesome, and my lover -- Trenton."
Courtney was born in 1896 on Christmas day. She laughed the second she left the womb and her first words were "I...Heart...Trenton." It was magic.
She married her love, Trenton - with Paighton as her maid-in-waiting. She had six kids: Peanut, Butter, Hallu, Cinations, Bubba, and Julie.
They lived in complete love. Every Tuesday he wrote her romantic poems.
Every Wednesday she cooked him Mac-and-Cheese.
It was heaven on earth.
She enjoyed using skittles in her decorations, singing about her handy dandy scissors, and cursing rainy days. But there never were too many, for she always had Trenton in her life and beloved Julie.
She was a saint.


Lexi's:
Lexi Daniels was always the high-spot for attention - from boys to dogs (sometimes there ain't a difference.)
She married Austin Burt in the SLC Temple on June 13 and had fifteen children - all named with G names (Gertrude, Gary, Givi, Getti, Go, etc.) She had a love for children. She had 100 grand kids.
She enjoyed playing piano, writing music, sewing aprons, and listening to blue birds argue. She had a way with animals. She died after 116 years of living in the arms of Doctor Fred, who she admired after Austin died at age of 115 from heart failure from chocolate muffin overdose. She never ate another muffin, never became obese, and kept a picture of him in the pocket of her nightgown. She was buried underneath the electric playground at Legacy with a commemeration: Lexi is buried here, but all her material goods are buried in the backyard. Up for grabs.
I call the Lime Rickis.


Alissa:
Alissa was always a sweetie. She especially loved Katelyn. She named all one of her children Katelyn. She died at age 150 and 2 seconds. She died while watching Phineas and Ferb re-runs. Her last words were: I just realized - I love Luke. And chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just married him for the bling!!
She married Luke Anderson in April and wore his mother's dress that had been dragged through the mud by Luke himself two days prior. She was mad. He was a cheapskate - she bought a 2 billion dollar dress in revenge. She liked to paint her nails with chocolate powder, lick it off later. Her policy: Reuse, regret...and do it again!! She used the same policy with her wedding dress when Luke died. She remarried a month later to Jared Abbott who was still in 8th grade and a (no, not hot) 80 year old man who played Bingo with chimpanzees. The dress was a little (not) flattering.
She had two more kids with him at age 100 -- named Too and Many. She only had three kids total. She had two grandkids before she died - and both were obsessed with Justin Beiber. It broke her heart.
She died of MSG poisoning from Top Roman, which she ate for breakfast, snack 1, snack 2, Lunch, snack 3, 4, up to 8, and dinner (with 8:00 snack and dessert.)

We will miss her (and eat the rest of her 100 year supply of Top Roman which she bought two days ago. We will join her soon.)


Mikayla:
Mikayla died from muscle-stressation of her arms from going 'WATCHA!!'
She was 39. She married Remington, had twelve kids, and thirteen grandkids all before she died. She also had her 25th anniversary.
She was obsessed with butterflies and acting and Michael Jackson. She made three movies tributed to him - Mike, my love; Michael the Butterfly; and My Life Through Jackson. All proceeds went to the Julie/Courtney Yacht Fund. She bought Katelyn her own ballet studio, blew it up, and then built an icecream stand in its place. Her motto: Build, Blow Up....ICECREAM and REBUILD!
She loved having two Thanksgiving feasts every November. She will be sorely missed.


MORE COMING UP SOON!! After our facials and icecream and top roman (nope.) I'm not dying young!

Pumpkin Deliciousness & Elmo A-la-mode

HELLO FRIENDS!!
Yes....
We went at it again.
And we got drunk....on gingerbread pie crust....mmm....not water, just gingerbread pie crust. Yum. (No, any creepy computer monitoring cops....we got HYPER on gingerbread pie crust, just hyper.)
And the pumpkin filling was delicious!!
Yes, Julie & Courtney tried their hands at....(pause for effect)
PUMPKIN BARS....of DELICIOUSNESS!!
Ask sweet Court which artificial plastic pumpkin you are today!!
So, let's just say it was great fun.
And we made a card (well, Courtney made a card....Eh Eh Elm El Elmo....and I supplied the Elmo pic Idea) for Monica....Courtney's sister-in-law who is expected a baby.
BABY SAVANNAH S!!
Coming soon to a hospital near you.

Now watch Julie have a spasm attack and start running around the room in circles because she LOVES babies!!...and nothing else, just babies...family, friends, english, and vanilla ice cream. Mmm...delicious friends. Cute babies. Wonderful family. Amazing English. Strange vanilla ice cream.

Well, as much as I love you all...I say "adios"....gotta go to bed. Julie needs a nap...for 10 hours. :)

Wait...Brad is wrestling friends to the ground while the other is deleting something on the other's phone. Wahaha. Poor Rachel. Moment of silence. Evil Emma....I love you. Crazy Shaila. :)




-JULIE HERDT:)

Hubba Bubba con mi amor Bucky and the dos Amigos with Funny Hair

Hola! Hello! This is your awesome captain, JULIE HERDT....the awesomeresteresteresterest....and no, I do not give out autographs....:) I want yours though.
YO my peeps! This is Courtney! The totally crazy, amazing, awesome, random, wicked SILVERWOLF!!!! But I will side with only one Seahawk for now. Because Julie is cool. But not as cool as me. :)
Thank you, my avid paparazzi. You are all awesome and you're welcome for my outlandish influence that Courtney likes to use on you and that totally doesn't make sense. :) Oh...I love you all.
If you have any questions about what we're going to be doing when we're still hot and eternally married at 97, ask Court or myself. We have already chosen out our yacht and our RV...and we are going to be SPICY!!
Don't forget! We're also going to be buff! :) Buff, yacht, boat, and RV owners! And Julie's going to donate tons of money to Charity.... I guess....
(she's weird....)
:) So.... Tomorrow we will be crazy starved people becuase of Fast Sunday! :) At least, I will be starved.... :) Well, I just ate a very satisfactory meal. Any thoughts Julie?
It was muy delicioso (which is yummy for you gringos.) You are AMAZING...I love ya'll...
First matter of business: Hubba Bubba Gum may contain asperatame...but I gotta look it up.
Second matter of business: Bucky (the awesome cat) is my love. He's spicy! And we will be awesome buff spicy old ladies!! And we must remain sane until we turn 100...after that...let's go CRAZY WHEEL CHAIR RACES!!!
Third matter of business: Spicy= Extremely HOT, beautiful, & virtuous....mmmm.....
Fourth matter of business: Courtney changed dos from tres, and it was supposed to be tres....as in Brad's 3 awesome friend-girls. The funny hair part: MWA!!
Wow! That makes absolutely NO SENSE!!!! I thought that we were supposed to remain sane until we are 100 YEARS OLD!!!! But in the meantime, LET'S GO CRAZY TONIGHT!!!! t'will be fun! :) GUESS WHAT???? My mom is nicknamed Da-Neice, and her cousin is nicknamed Da-Nephew! :) And Courtney is so random that her hair is getting messed up!
I think the Alzheimer's is setting in...how old do you have to be to go to Country Pines? I love her for her insaneness. Funny Courtney...funny.
So...school is great at SYRACUSE....what about your school? And don't you dare start the whole "Syracuse is....Legacy is...." conversation! Majority rules...and it rules that we are all daughters & sons of God, which makes us all AWESOME!!
I am spicy....I am awesomeresteresteresteresteresteresteresteresterest....I like self-esteem. And I like you too. I love you.
School is hard sometimes. Yesterday, my mom and I had to go talk to a teacher....after school. I love Mrs. Champi, but we're reading a book with revolutionary war time cussings....and it drives me insane. Should I continue reading the book...or should I get a different book? I guess I could momentarily TA for her. I donno.
Escuse mwa, Si vu ple! (I don't know how to spell it) what about this Legacy is, Syracuse is?? I think we all know that Legacy is better than Syracuse! Even if we do have Killingbeck! :) What a weird name.... It sounds like she's killing somebody named Beck. How mean is that??? I know right? So weird! I wonder why somebody made up that name... they were probably mad at somebody named Beck and dreamed about Killing Beck so they decided to make that their name... I feel bad for whoever is nice and has that name..... But I also kind of feel bad for Thad because he has the same name as Mr. Bean, so he probably gets made fun of a lot. DON'T CORRECT ME JULIE!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Sorry for that rude interruption.... Julie is so weird.... :)
It's true, Courtney is really awesome :) But, it's not nice to say "this is better than that"...cause it's just not nice. They are both great schools, for different reasons. OK?! It's SETTLED...da da da dang.
I'm so excited! I love my yearbook. It's fantabulistic.
I love you, Julie. (not) JK! :P (Julie wrote that) And no telling me what to do! You are so weird. :)n I feel mean because I wrote that you shouldn't be telling me what to do, so I'm sorry. :(.... :) (Little hug, little kiss, BIG KISS, little hug BIG HUG, little kiss!) :) BTW: That's from NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooohhhh. :) Yes, it is true. Some of you may have seen me on TV! Tonight, I fight one of the best fighters in the world. If I win, I will give them everything! I will buy them a bus so that they can go see the world! (I love Nach Libre....) He's AWESOME!!!!!! Well, goodbye from COURTNEY!!!!
And Goodbye from JULIE!!!!
LOVE Y'ALL!

Hello, My Macadamia Nuts

Hello my sweet and sour peanuts drizzled with chocolate and stuffed in a banana peel. This is Julie (who no matter what Thad says is still the awesomer.) And...
Hello my amazing wafer covered in chocolate and caramel and stuffed in a very appealing gold colored wrapper! (AKA: TWIX) :) Well, I don't care what Thad says, and I don't care what you say, but I'm obviously the awesomer!
But I am the awesomesteresteresterester. And I'm Captain Awesome (it's official, Thad, so eat the banana peel with chocolate and peanuts (sweet, sour, gone.))
Okay... this is a problem.... You seem to think that you are awesomer than I am, BUT! I am the Awesomestestestestestestestestestestestestestestestester! :) SO EAT IT!!!!
Yes...I will totally endulge myself on the deliciousness of my awesomeness. For everyone is awesome. And, just so you know....
We're coming to the same conclusion I came to with Thad (which he still denies): Bucky Lu, the Awesome Who, Herdt is the awesomesteresteresteresterestestestesterest....DUH DE JOUR as Thad says.
Well.... you just think that you are awesomer than I am, BUT!!!! You can type as many Awesomesteresteresterestestestestestestestestestestesters, but I will ALWAYS be ahead of you!!!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :)
We're dropping the subject like a hot bunbunbunbun. bun. bunbun. BUN!!!!!! :) We're drunk on water and I have the hiccups.
This is bad...I sound like a burping frog. In between laughs I hiccup and in-between hiccups and laughs I breathe.
Well, having the hiccups and laughing uncontrollably and breathing at the same time, just PROVES that you are drunk! I am also drunk, just not as much! :)
Just in case any internet cops are reading this....we're drunk on air and water and more water (water war) and homemade pizza...and more waterwaterwaterwater. Water. Waterwata. WATA!!! Wah.....tah....I think the hiccups are done....wait....wait.....waitwaitwaitwait....WATA!! Nope, they're not.
I wonder if you could get drunk by thinking about wata.... hmmm.... Hmmm... HMMmmm... HMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! I wonder.....
Good thing I'm a mind reader so I can help stop her from getting wata-drunk. So, today we've been getting wet, and more wet, and making homemade pizza....and getting wetter....wata.....and playing acrobats and getting calouses. And getting wet.
SO!!! A lot of getting wet today! Julie is now silently mouthing something to herself and hiccuping between breaths....Wow... what a weirdo... :)
HICCUP!!!!!!
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night...dun dun dun....I'll eat your money...hiccup...guaranteed...that you'll find nobody else like Julie.
What? Oh....I wasn't talking, I was singing (with jazz hands!!) HICCUP!
Ok...I'm shivering now while hiccuping while breathing while typing while trying not to blink....hard. Hiccup.

I'll be the one to burn your bunbunbunbunbuns...bun bun bun....I'll dissolve your ketchup in water cause it is fun....guaranteed....that you'll never taste a chocolate muffin like Austin does...dun dun dun.

I'll be the one to crack your nuts at night... dun dun dun... I'll steal all your food in your fridge in the middle of the night cuz food is good, guaranteed, that you won't find anyone just like Courtney!!

And when you're tired and you're stinkin' tired of Oprah....dun bun shun...I'll break your telescope and fire water balloons at your head....GUARANTEED...(or your money back)...that you'll never want to give me water ever again...ever...ever. I HEART OPRAH!!

And when you're about to bite into that chocolate muffin... dun dun bum... I'll be sure to get Austin to steal it out of your hands and eat it in front of your face... GUARANTEED... that you won't see anybody eating a muffin like Austin does!!!!!

THE END!!!

Schedules???

Hey Girls...
I know you guys have your schedules already, I get my tomorrow. Make sure to post your schedules on the blog! We are on blog post 96...so maybe we can get to 100 before school starts!!!!!!!!!
:) JULIE ANN

Happy Birthday...Court!

I know it was yesterday, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Court! You're no longer the baby - at least for now. :) Julie

My 4th

Have you guys ever heard of the Hot Rock'n Fourth of July Celebration? Well, my dad's pickleball buddy runs it for charity and there are a lot of festivities...demolition derbies, food, games, blow up toys, pickleball, and fireworks. That is where I went yesterday, because my dad was a volunteer to help teach pickleball. It was pretty cool. What did you guys do?
XO
Julie

Happy Independence Weekend!

Hey People!
Happy 4th on Monday! This year, let us know what you did on the 4th and what traditions you have! Enjoy your holiday!

Just You & Me

Hello People!
Just wanted to give a fun update. Lexi and I went on a "girls' day out" today and this is what we did.
1st stop: Color Me Mine. Color Me Mine is a great ceramics shop where you get to paint your own ceramic. We had a lot of fun making vases, plates, etc. It was a blast.
2nd stop: We wandered over to the "Making Scents" Shop. There are literally hundreds of scents to choose from and you can make bath salts, hand soaps, perfumes - all kinds of hygiene products - in your own unique scent and color! We made sand jars filled with scented colorful bath salts...it was the bomb!
3rd stop: We went to a great potato diner, where we ate potatoes topped with chili, veggies, and cheese.
4th stop: We went to Sub Zero Icecream where we made our own icecream. (they make it right in front of you!)
5th stop: We went to the movie Monte Carlo--we've added it onto our chick flick list (you know, kind of like Letters to Juliet!) We loved it and are total chick flick hopeless romantics!\
XO,
Julie Herdt

Happily Ever After

Following up with Mikayla; on Sunday my YW group practiced this song for the first time...it's called Happily Ever After by Jenny Phillips....and there were no dry eyes. It goes with the talk by Pres. Uchtdorf...super pretty.

The song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4ZwWeaN2mE

The talk:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vr_cZPnbdO4

Hello people of Earth! How was the fancy pancy party? So sad I missed it :( :( :(
St. George was fun though! :) I am so in love with the new girls camp song. It is my new favorite. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE5KBtePL90 So excited for girls camp!

Remember thy Fancy Pants

OK, dudettes. Remember tomorrow 10:00 AM brunch at my house in FANCY PANTS (that's pjs for you non-sophisticated people...kidding.) :) Julie

Honesty - A Lesson for All

First of all, go to http://lds.org/pages/mormon-messages-gallery?lang=eng. Watch the video entitled "Honesty: You better believe it!" I just watched it and I find it very motivating. There is so much cheating in school - some of you may have seen it or have been involved in it....Honesty is not a joke - nor is cheating. I encourage everyone to watch this - and if you are struggling with honesty, at home, at school, at church, ANYWHERE - change your course.
XO
Julie

Wowsers

Wow, Kayla. Looks like you've got the summer time boogies: chocolate treats, a tan, chocolate treats, lots of babysitting money (bling bling $$$ for Court), chocolate treats, outside sports, did I mention chocolate treats?

Question Personas???!!! Should I change the Fancy Pantsy Party date? Muchas personas will be gone!!!

Well here's my update....

• Vanessa's at a tumbling competition at Lagoon today with friends and my parents. I am at home reading, typing, and cleaning. Fun :)


• I am an obsessive reader of late: over 700 pages in five days!! And it helps that sometimes Bucky lays on my lap while I read (and of course rub him). What a little angel.


• I have a very long summer reading list....keep me busy.


• I am so ROCKETING bored sometimes...we need stuff to do.


• Oh: Fancy Pantsy Party on the 17th. If you can't make it send us ideas as to what our summer activities should be.


• Return of the Brothers today: Aaron was in Disney Land with friends and BJ was at Youth Conference. :)

Well, I love you all. Eat organic chocolate.

Julie :)

Summer Time, Baby!

Hey Guys!

I haven't posted on this in FOREVER!!!!!! The first week of summer went by really really fast! So far I have baby sat every single day. Woot woot! I'm hoping I get a break today though, wow i'm tired! I have a pretty good tan now! :) Sitting at layce's soccer game got me a tan! Wahoo! Me, my mom, and Layce made these really cool treats for Layce's soccer game, they are too cute not to share! They are rice crispies with choclate drizzled on them. They are supposed to look like popcicles though!

Lagoon A Phoon

Fun at Lagoon!

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What's Your Favorite??

Please vote (sign your name next to the ride # and why in different color) and choose your favorite Lagoon ride out of these FIVE!
Julie

Best Crazy Roller Coaster
1. Bat
2. Spider
3. Jet Star II Eliza (way fun and got lexi and me psyched up for rattlesnake rapids!)
4. Wicked - Julie (super fun and crazy...I love how fast it goes!!)
5. White Roller Coaster

Worst (Boring) Ride
1. BomBora
2. Flying Aces
3. Wild Mouse Eliza ( didn't like how it felt like you were going to tip off the edge but I liked the hills!!!)
4. Terroride - Julie (boring...not at all scary...DisneyLand's is better!!)
5. Ferris Wheel

happy last day of school

Happy Last Day of SCHOOL!

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Uni-Court

This is what happens when you get Julie, Eliza, and Courtney in one bathroom together with some hair do-dobbies and some pipe cleaners: UNICORN Court...or a UniCourt, or CourtneyCorn!!